2001 Very Important Question (VIQ)

 

How many Peacheys does it take to change a light bulb?

 

1.       None. They are all so busy thinking of their next profound thought that they don't even realize they are in the dark!  Rhoda Moore

 

2.       That is a very interesting question, one that as a family we should take very seriously.  It may depend on the self-identity that the light bulb has for itself.  If in its creation it was affirmed, it can stand alone and shine brightly.  If the community of light bulbs around it failed to see its inate worth, it will need all of us to help it change.  Gwen Peachey

 

3.      Three.  Two to discuss the whys, wherefors, and consequences, and plus one that they tell to do it the right way.  Kristina Lefever

 

4.      Five.  Four Peachey men to consider the sociological implications of change; one Peachey woman to just do it.  Titus Peachey

 

5.      One.  The others give directions while the one ignores what they are saying.  Jane Lind

 

6.      All of them.  One person to do it; 1/3 of the remaining to make sure they do it right; another third to analyze the impact of the action on the dynamics on the family; the last third to support and encourage.  Beth Peachey

 

7.      Only one - the rest will analyze why the bulb burned out.  Urbane Peachey